Michael lamb
Michael Lamb is the worst insult you can say to someone, it means you are a greasy homeless rat that stands over 6â4 and weighs the same as a new born child who no one likes and follows people around when no one in the group likes them. Everyone does the best they can to avoid this rat-like human but he seems to always spawn out of no where and give you the death stare with his disgusting warts on his mouth and his slippy gnarly greasy hair. He claims to âhave a showerâ at lunch but everyone knows thatâs a lie. He thinks he is cool and a gangster who occasionally throws out a âwhats up my gâ or a âgang shit bruvâ and when he says this everyone laughs at what an excuse of a human he is. He barely talks and just stares into space during conversations and will only show signs of life when everyone starts laughing and he joins in but thatâs usually followed by an awkward silence because when he laughs he exposes his dirty yellow primitive teeth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I donât really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say âI want the mug for freeâ
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
I love the cup and Iâm certain Iâll be checking with you guys in the future..
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
Pissah!
nice.
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
Itâs a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
Give me the mug
give me mug
Best mug ever!
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
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