Michael
He can make you smile, laugh & make you so happy. He's so sweet & caring. He is a very ambitious person with a lot ahead of him. He doesn't think highly of himself when it comes to that, but anyone who knows him should know that he's capable of anything. As long as he puts his mind to it, he can pursue any goal & achieve it without any questions asked. He has so many qualities. He's so funny & will make your day. Did I mention that he has a beautiful voice? I wrote about his voice in one of my raps & said ; Every bar, every verse, a masterpeice in the making, the beuty of your voice leaves my body shaking. He's got a big heart. He deseres to have someone that makes him that happiest person ever. He's smart & has a good head on his shoulders but yet, you can tell he has a freaky side. He isn't like anyone you know. He's different. He's Michael. He won't change for anyone. Their is no need to change because he's such a incredible person. He's real. You will love so many things about him. He's a bright, cute, intellegent, unexplainable person. In a good ass way. With so many talents. Singing, Basketball, who knows what else. He can do anything. He's worth so much more than he thinks. As you get to know him, he'll , mean the world to Space, to Mars & Back to you. You might even fall in love. I know I did. Love, KYLEE.<3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
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