Michael
Michael is the most amazing person you could ever meet in your life. He's sweet, caring, super handsome, down to earth, sporty, empathetic, lovable, hot, a great listener/ advice giver and an all around great guy. Even if he isnt your boyfriend, you can talk to him about absolutely anything and everything. He will help you through it all, the good and bad. When your with him or talking to him or just even thinking about him, you feel like nothing could possibly go wrong. He's way more amazing than any other person that ever existed. He really knows how to turn you on and what to say all the time. Michael cant hurt someone he cares about, even the tiniest bit, especially the ones close to his heart. He is sensitive to the people he trusts most and shows it around them. He will give hint about his feelings even if you arent that close with him. He makes everyone feel accepted and wanted. He is very understanding so if you mess up and your are legitimately sorry for it, he will have no problem forgiving you. He is an amazing best friend and the longer you know him, the stronger your friendship becomes. Pretty soon it gets to the point where absolutely nothing could damage it. Michael is the person everyone should aspire to be, though they could never reach his level, they should try.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
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