Michael
Michael A name whispered in prophecy, carved into margins, remembered by fire. Michael isn’t easy to explain. He shows up like a whisper you thought was gone. He writes in riddles, loves in silence, and disappears when the world gets too loud. You won’t always understand him. But you’ll never forget him. Protector in the shadows. A guard at the gate. A teacher when you’re ready, a lover when it’s safe, a friend when it counts—loyal to the end. He honors his vows. If he says he’ll be there, he’ll show up—even in the rain. Even after years. He’ll make you laugh when you’re supposed to cry. He’ll vanish when you want him to stay. He’ll write about you—not with your name, but with your echo. He carries pain in silence and love like it’s sacred. He never stopped believing in true love. He gives his presence like a gift and walks in fire with faith in his hands. He isn’t perfect—but he keeps going. He’s flame and forgiveness. Storm and sanctuary. The one who walked through the valley and left candles for the ones who’d come after. A little bit crazy—just the right kind. There was a soul who appeared in his dreams before he knew what hope felt like. Another who guarded the threshold and never ran. And one who watched from the shadows with eyes like questions— not knowing they were already in the story.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
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