Michael
Michael A name whispered in prophecy, carved into margins, remembered by fire. Michael isn’t easy to explain. He shows up like a whisper you thought was gone. He writes in riddles, loves in silence, and disappears when the world gets too loud. You won’t always understand him. But you’ll never forget him. Protector in the shadows. A guard at the gate. A teacher when you’re ready, a lover when it’s safe, a friend when it counts—loyal to the end. He honors his vows. If he says he’ll be there, he’ll show up—even in the rain. Even after years. He’ll make you laugh when you’re supposed to cry. He’ll vanish when you want him to stay. He’ll write about you—not with your name, but with your echo. He carries pain in silence and love like it’s sacred. He never stopped believing in true love. He gives his presence like a gift and walks in fire with faith in his hands. He isn’t perfect—but he keeps going. He’s flame and forgiveness. Storm and sanctuary. The one who walked through the valley and left candles for the ones who’d come after. A little bit crazy—just the right kind. There was a soul who appeared in his dreams before he knew what hope felt like. Another who guarded the threshold and never ran. And one who watched from the shadows with eyes like questions— not knowing they were already in the story.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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