Michael
Always the smart one. People think he’s just annoying. That he’s just an attention seeker. He’s not. You get to know him, you fall for him. Not in love. No. He pulls people down with him. He’s a genius. He truly is. He’s mind is shattered, filled with broken thoughts that he can’t control. He doesn’t love. He sees people as chunks of hydrogen and carbon. He’s the one who doesn’t give a fuck bout his looks. He’s the guy who’s words hurt the most. He says he hates you and the next day he asks you to hang out like nothing happened. Yeah he means the stuff he says as a joke. It’s not funny to you tho. Michael.I wouldn’t wanna have his mind. His problems are not “having a bad hair day, getting bad grades, fighting his parents”. His problems are his thoughts. About the world, society, freedom, and point of life. He’s the guy that will tell you “Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.” He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
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