Michael
Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14
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