metrosexual
A males who denounce everything that is masculine. They used to be in hiding but their infatuation with the homosexual culture has brought brought them out of the wood works. Habbits They enjoy pampering themselves with woman/homosexual activities like manicures and pedicures and often have just as much hygiene equipment and products as a female and can spend just as much time getting ready as they do too. Drink Metrosexuals, like most women/homosexuals, hate ‘cheep’ beer and will opt. for a ‘bitch beer’ over a nice refreshing PBR (the greatest beer brewed by man), not that disliking the taste of beer is bad but they will further push the feminine envelope by engaging in conversation with females about how they cant stand the taste of beer and would much rather drink a mixed drink … etc. Fashion Metrosexuals will never be caught dead in a cheep t-shirt, even in the gym they are sporting high end work out attire. A metrosexual give away is the excessive wearing of pink and them exclaiming “Men can wear pink”. Metrosexuals will spend ridiculous amounts of money on clothes and tend to buy only designer clothes and preach how much better they feel and that the $198 pair of jeans was ‘totally worth it’. They also own many pairs of shoes to go with their ‘outfits’ making sure every part of their attire matches to an exact t. Socity Metrosexuals believe that everyone envies their ‘awesome’ style but are actually ridiculed behind their backs by men and women alike, men for their lack on masculinity and by women because they dress better than them (turn off for women). They are also a huge disappointment to their fathers. Being a metro male is about a buck twenty-five away from being gay. Every dad wants their kid to be a masculine icon and metros just let their fathers down. He wont tell you that but deep down inside he wanted you to be the hall-of-famer QB that he aspired to be in his high school years.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
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