methamphetamists Mug
People who use meth and believe in the ideology and politics of meth.Almost religion like, Methamphetamists believe that everything in the world is related to or influenced by meth. They spend countless hours using, analyzing and talking about the drug and can quote meth recipes like scripture. Methamphetamists are know it alls and can and will tell you everything they can possibly tell you about any thing that might come up in conversation. It may sometimes be hard to get a word in edge wise around the real hard core methamphetamists. They can tell you who has been busted, who is narc and who the leaders of the local drug task forces are and where they live. They have huge illusions of grandeur and often place themselves in tales of drug trade with mexican gangsters and patch wearing bikers even though they haven't left town in 12 years. Methamphetamists absolutly love drama and talk shit constantly about others. These people have an uncanny ability to avoid accountability for their actions and will blame any wrong doings on whatever/whoever they perceive to be at fault. Methamphetamists can reach a level of inner meth spirituality that will make them believe that they are omnipotent in being and will swell up with arrogant pride. some of their favorite activities are; lying, stealing, starting rumors, and going through other people's belongings. They are faithful to their drug and their drug only and are highly motivated to serve their master with fervor. They can be found in drug houses,alleys with dumosters, pool halls, casinos , porn shops,second hand stores and at walmart at 4 A.M.. They are easily recognizable by their quick jerky movements, dialated pupils,fingerless bicycle gloves and the scabs on their faces and arms.They love to carry backpacks full of junk they "find" in their travels and usually ride old ten speed bikes with mirrors,lights and baggage racks. Don't be fooled by a methamphetamists meagher appearance, they believe they have and can use superpowers which makes them dangerous as any religious zealot.
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It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
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