Meth
Meth, full name Methynmir, is a demon alien cat of the species Yushki who proclaims himself the God of Purgatory. Meth is very tall, standing at 7'4. He has 3 eyes, though the only visible one is his large center eye. Meth was named after a drug, so he is not to be confused with methylenedioxymethamphetamine(aka crystal meth.) Meth sees himself as superior to others. His god complex led him to becoming an actual god at one point. Meth is very intellectual and intuitive. He enjoys philosophical conversations and is annoyed by people who can't keep up with him. He can be a nerd at times. Meth is either very annoying to others, or very annoyed by others. He is very smart and a prodigy. Many consider him a genius, himself included. Meth can be inconsiderate of other people's feelings often and is sometimes ignorant to when he hurts someone. He can be very chaotic at times while at other times he can't stand to be around anyone. He prefers to lock himself up and explore new ideas in his own mind. He can formulate rather bizarre ideas and surpass those around him through logical analysis. Even though he is basically a cat, some people still simp for him. He will not love you back, Zi. He won't.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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