Merritt Island

A depressing and sleazy island with nothing to do or see. The population mostly consists of morbidly obese conservative retirees and rich kids that have nothing better to do with their free time other than smoke weed and talk shit. If you don't fit into those two categories of people, then consider yourself irrelevant to the circlejerk. If you're slightly left leaning you'll be viewed as a commie by the two groups of people, if you're LGBTQIA, you'll be viewed as a mentally unstable "fag". Here, diversity is an evil boogie man that will corrupt the youth and ruin their "perfect" white island. Some other very interesting facts to note are: 1.) The local public school is a failure to the local youth and pay excessive amount of time to athletic electives and neglect to pay attention to non-athletic activities. 2.) Over 80 percent of the population is white & conservative 3.) The wildlife that used to reside in the river has died due to large amounts of pollution by the residents 4.) There's nothing here for the majority of the youth, so most if not all go to Orlando or stay inside all day. 5.) There's is practically zero support for LGBT youth, at most there's a gay AA meeting but other than that there's nothing here. The only slightly redeeming factor in this horrifying shithole is that the island is extremely close to the cape, which is admittingly pretty cool.