Mermilf
A hot mom who looks like a mermaid with mid- length to long and colorful hair, and usually appears a lot younger than her actual age. Although anyone can self proclaim themselves as such, a true Mermilf (and Mermaid) falls under the zodiac sign “Pisces” because of their fish symbol and water element. (Again, everyone is welcomed) She may appear mysterious, but is very loving, dreamy, has an amazing vibe, funny, loves to explore and is a badass at the same time. Highly sexual, emotional, a healer and a major empath who is down for just about anything. She is a mama bear and fierce when it comes her kid(s) She loves dressing up as an egirl/alt/goth or in bright and colorful sun dresses and sportswear. You can even find her “mermaiding” (yup it’s an actual thing and there are even mermaid beauty pageants that exists! -only true mermaid/mermilfs discovered this on their own, not told by someone else or read here, sorry lol) She can dress elegant or Victorian if she wanted to. She’s a tomboy and loves all kinds of food, machinery, sports, and gaming. In conclusion, mermilfs have more fun :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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