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Men can be the most wonderful thing ever for a woman to meet , or they can be selfish pigs who want women to do everything for their lazy asses. All men are different , so you would have to get to know a man before you judge him , but women can be just as bad by judging him to soon and not loving a man , just wanting to suck him dry of his money. Some woman will respect a man and not care about the money , just how much they love their man. In return a REAL man should give respect back and love her , help her with the house work , and honestly think they are equals. Men should not have to respect women who are bitches to them and steal their money and so on , so if any man out their is being treated badly by a woman and getting no respect from their equal , and you ARE respecting her , then dump the bitch and go find yourself a REAL woman , and leave sterotypical woman behind. I know for a fact men and women are exactly the same , even though they look different , deep-down their all equals , because some women are either nice or mean and thats the same for men. if your a man and you think your better than all woman , just because your a man ... THEN FUCK YOU! AND IM TALKING TO THE WOMEN AS WELL IN THIS KIND OF MATTER! and unfortunately , woman have to suffer with periods and have mood swings they cant control sometimes , and REAL men will know she cant help it , will not judge and try to not get in the way of the mean machine of the month! It affects men to , so sorry for the men who have to grin and bear it every once a month , but im sure it will help if you think about how the women is feeling just as bad as you ( pain-wise ). Without men , the human race could survive. Without women , the human race could not survive. both men and women are responsible for being parents and should not leave the baby alone with the other parent , they should work together as a team. Sadly a lot of men still try to be better than woman and don't realize the equality. The olden days , when men ruled , women were useless because no-one taught them to do anything except raise kids and now look at today , how society has become better! I hope im alive to see men and women treated the same and the mojority of them dont act like complete pricks. With the women today , and how they are comparing to many years ago , i beleive that day will come some day. the point of this is really... Men ... can't live with them , can't live without them. Woman ... can't live with them , can't live without them. I hope this writing makes you realise the true solution , even though the solution to the problem with men and women will probably solved on its on , in time... Thank You For Reading :D :)

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Review by Mark B.

Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.

Mark B.Mar 20
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The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass

Sam K.Mar 19
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Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.

Douglas L.Mar 19
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fuck ur mugs i want one for free

daniel l.Mar 18

This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.

ugly b.Mar 18
Review by Jonathan H.

I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.

Jonathan H.Mar 17
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Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️

Britt L.Mar 17
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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.

Michael C.Mar 16

Pissah!

GregMar 16
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nice.

anonymous ..Mar 15

Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!

Fuck U.Mar 15

Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.

Matty B.Mar 15

I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!

Linda J.Mar 15
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my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss

Kaitlyn M.Mar 14

I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !

Isaiah T.Mar 14

We really like our cup!!!

Gary M.Mar 14
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Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!

RICK G.Mar 14
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Review by Cary B.

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.

Cary B.Mar 13
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I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s.Mar 11

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Megan H.Mar 11
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