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*A type of totally useless and good-for-nothing parasite that must get burned alive and or otherwise killed after chopping off the appendages in between its thighs with a blunt saw with and further mutilation. *A group of faulty brainless utterly good-for-nothing piles of feces to whom this rule applies: "Have you been forced to wear certain clothers? Have you been forced to get married and give birth? Robbed of the application of your rights to vote or study? Banished from your home because you were raped? Told to stay silent about a horrid wrongdoing and crime that was done to you? Been penetrated against your consent? Witnessed your fathers getting tortured? No? STFU then about women and watch glorious mama karma delivering you what you deserved all along. History never changes SO REAP WHAT YOU SOW you pointless bitch who got his legs wide open for any living being approaching!". HAH *Also known as the pile of useless infested feces that all sane ones around the globe deeply wish them removed from the world (such as myself who deeply and sincerely and on all levels and grounds wish to see the exhilarating day when this group drops dead :) ) after mama karma showed them where they belong and thoroughly smeared them on deepest and nastiest depths of hell. P.S.: As a helping citizen, I volunteer to make the last sandwiches for the said group; they come packed with generous amounts of ultra strength rat poison mixed with cyanide. A sauce of bleach is included. Amen =D
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion

It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
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