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*A type of totally useless and good-for-nothing parasite that must get burned alive and or otherwise killed after chopping off the appendages in between its thighs with a blunt saw with and further mutilation. *A group of faulty brainless utterly good-for-nothing piles of feces to whom this rule applies: "Have you been forced to wear certain clothers? Have you been forced to get married and give birth? Robbed of the application of your rights to vote or study? Banished from your home because you were raped? Told to stay silent about a horrid wrongdoing and crime that was done to you? Been penetrated against your consent? Witnessed your fathers getting tortured? No? STFU then about women and watch glorious mama karma delivering you what you deserved all along. History never changes SO REAP WHAT YOU SOW you pointless bitch who got his legs wide open for any living being approaching!". HAH *Also known as the pile of useless infested feces that all sane ones around the globe deeply wish them removed from the world (such as myself who deeply and sincerely and on all levels and grounds wish to see the exhilarating day when this group drops dead :) ) after mama karma showed them where they belong and thoroughly smeared them on deepest and nastiest depths of hell. P.S.: As a helping citizen, I volunteer to make the last sandwiches for the said group; they come packed with generous amounts of ultra strength rat poison mixed with cyanide. A sauce of bleach is included. Amen =D
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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