Melvyn
A person who is tall, medium brown skin toned. Not too dark nor light. As well as having a reddish tent to his skin. Basically a red bone. Gorgeous smile and pearly white teeth. A person who is always happy and is the one who always has the jokes. He can make anyone laugh no matter what their mood is. Someone who is named "Melvyn" loves sports especially football or basketball. He will always be committed to his sport(s), God, and the team and will always be there for support . Just like he would be in a relationship . In his relationships he will always care,protect, listen, understand, and love his girl whole heartedly. He will make her laugh until happy tears come out of her eyes. She that is his girl, will never get mad at him no matter what. She will always see the good in him that out weighs the bad . Though sometimes he may joke around or play too much to the point where she's annoyed, she will never be annoyed for a length amount of time. Its all because of that smile and gorgeous brownish red eyes, because of those soft words he speak, she could never forget about him. He puts his all in relationships when he really loves someone and will never let anyone or thing stand in his way. Those who had ever laid eyes upon him will always remember him. Even if its a blur he'll still be there in their minds and they would make efforts everyday to do something like him that will trigger their minds back to the first day they saw Melvyn .
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
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