Megan
Part 1 Megan is a short girl who is the perfect height for kissing on the forehead, which consequently becomes the only thing you want to do. Her dark hair flows and looks good in any way she chooses to style it. All you want to do is make her laugh because her’s is like a sweet melody that you just want to listen to on repeat as you look at her smile that slows time and stops the world from spinning as it becomes the only thing that matters to you. The only thing you will want to do when around her is make her laugh and smile as this is the most satisfying thing you can do and it will bring warmth and excitement to your heart. You could stare at a picture of her for hours and still be astounded by her beautiful. She is friendly and warm and when you look at her you just want to be close to her and have her in your embrace. If you ever get to hold on to her you will never want to let go. If you make eye contact with her you will get lost in her eyes. You will feel warm and at home and never want to look away.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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