Med-cest

Medical students being absolute whores during what little time they have to engage in social activities and sleeping with anything that has a pulse and is bipedal. As medical students will only socialize with one another and invariably only talk about medicine/ people they have slept with in medicine when they do; invariably they end up only sleeping with one another/interns/residents/NCHDs. The latter can be quiet dangerous as sleeping with someone who is in a position of authority in your medical school is a "breach of ethics", alas this is seldom recognized when blood alcohol levels are elevated. Types of medical students who do not partake: null set The Royal College of Surgeons in Ireland recently published a paper on lighting levels and observer perceived levels of overtly sexual behavior at a city centre nightclub in Dublin. It found that increased lighting levels decreased sexual behaviors. Should they hope to implement these findings at future events; the student body will be displeased and will launch complaints. Really medical students engage in promiscuity to make their lives a little brighter. I mean who wants to study 60 hours a week for 4/5 years and end up in a shit pile of debt at the end of it?