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In today's fast paced world, every minute counts. Fast food restaurants have got the practice of fast food sales down to a science. However, as with any industry, when human interaction is necessary, there is room for error. McTrust occurs when you patronize a fast food establishment, and you receive you order without checking to see if it is correct. This is the exact moment of McTrust. As you pull off from the drive-thru window, you gamble the few precious seconds that checking your order before you leave allows you. This small moment is the difference in getting where you are going just a little quicker if the level of McTrust is high at that particular restaurant. The McTrust level is earned over a period of time. The higher the level, the more likely your order will be correct. It should be noted that McTrust is easy to lose as well. After one bad experience, you will probably stop to check your order at that particular place for quite some time into the future, if even returning at all. It is almost like a slot machine at a casino, as you reach your destination. You open your bag to the moment of truth: is it right or wrong? Having your order correct is a great feeling. But if you receive something completely wrong, it is then you must decide to eat the crap or return to fix the offending order. If you have to get back in your car and return, then you have wasted precious moments of your life dealing with schmucks who can't correctly place a fast food order in a bag. A portion of your existence will be spent with no other purpose other than to correct some idiot's malfeasance regarding your food experience. In closing, McTrust should be taught in training for any fast food environment, even though the participants in the training probably won't realize the gravity of the valuable commodity of McTrust.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.

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It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.

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I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!

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Arrived carefully packaged

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