Maximus-Obesitus III

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.