Maxanne Mug
A laid back chick with the most amazing ass, perky tits, beautiful mind, body, and soul. She treats you so well, you have to pinch yourself every day you wake up next to her. She smothers you with love and affection, satisfies all your sexual needs, and is the most loyal person on earth. She is a beautiful baby making machine. Don't do her wrong though as there is a fire breathing dragon that lay dormant within her soul that will rip your head off and shit down your throat. The perfect woman!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
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