Max Hardcore
Max Hardcore is the old (almost bald) perverted looking dude who is the "extreme" or "Hardcore" porn master. Max Hardcore, born Paul F. Little, also known by pseudo name Max Steiner is the Grandfather or undisputed King of the genre. A genre that is partially his namesake; that now has a slew of imitators, wannabes, somewhat successful challengers, near do wells and the like; that have to date, not come close to dethroning Max. Max for instance is now widely known for having DESTROYED the popular (at one time even attractive) African American porn starlet Mya Mason earlier on in her burgeoning career. Sans or via the following: Mya Mason aka Mya Johnson, or Maya Mason, aka China: the waifish, African American, porn princess; was throat gagged, sodomized, made to vomit on herself, and forcefully tricked into drinking a bellyful of the very old Max Steiner aka Max Hardcore’s urine. He even stuck his penis up in her rectum, pulled it out and rammed it in her mouth; in a maneuver known in "Hardcore" as ATM or Ass to Mouth. In the scene Mya Mason is being "throat gagged" by Max Hardcore and is vomiting up all over herself until she's effectively retching up bile and lying in a pool of her own sic. When Max pauses begins straining and then he urinates down her throat. She breaks down and starts crying and fighting back until the scene is stopped; but after further enthusiastic discussion of the scene (and the contract she signed) she willingly continues (although she continues to sob as she is sodomized) until her anus is gaping & hanging open like a tired hound dogs mouth and she finishes the scene by swallowing his ejaculate or "money shot". As he barks orders to her like a demanding Drill Sergeant, almost forcing her throughout the scene to obey his masterful (sometimes almost belligerent or borderline abusive) commands. This is one of the most shocking, disgraceful, introductions to hardcore porn ever caught on camera or released to the public. Now this incident is something Mya doesn’t brag about, now that she’s more mainstream and is a career porn starlet; but fans refer to a shocking introduction or tragic start in the world of "extreme" or "hardcore" porn, as a "Mya Mason". A living tribute to the perversion that occurred in that video. A legacy to the nefariously vile, villainy of The Most Perverted Man in Porn, Hardcore Old Perv Number #1, the Ruination of Mya’s dreams of ever wearing a white wedding dress or any wedding dress, Max “Look at that gape” Hardcore! In the scene in question, Max Hardcore is gagging her with his pe#is when he stops "Face F#cki*ng" her, after she has vomited all over herself (from her gag reflex being triggered or having his c@ck crammed pass the back of her tongue pass her gag tolerance). Then Max can clearly be seen straining, although her eyes are covered in vomit and mucous, (from her puking with her head held back) & closed. When without warning he jabs or pushes his semi-erect p*n!s deep down her throat and begins to urinate, but Maya chokes and has his urine coming out of her nose when seemingly surprised she jerks away and fights back a little before breaking down & crying. As some of the camera guys are seen walking away or turning their cameras off, one camera continues to film; and she's clearly heard saying through the tears that she didn't think that he would actually pee or urinate into her mouth... The whole scene stops and Max ask her if she's going to continue or finish the scene. I believe it was one of her first "extreme" scenes. (Although she seems to have worked with Max before looking at the production dates). Perhaps she didn't know about Max Hardcore’s reputation or had never heard of his old series Pi$s Gu%zlers (before he was brought up on charges of indecency, that he beat although he discontinued that series). She seems to have thought that the urine would be fake, or edited to look a certain way, or done with some type of trickery or illusion. In order to make a long description short I'll just say that out of the several girls I've seen take a whooping from Max Hardcore this is probably the only African American girl that I've ever seen debased like this on film. Max Hardcore is brilliant, and his lack of morals or consideration for Mya, or her life afterwards, or anyone who stumbles on the scene is nihilistic and anarchist to a pie-like degree. It’s just raw, pure debasement that can hardly be categorized as sex or a sex scene. Although it may be very sexually exciting from a third person point of view for the sick, perverted, sadist, fetishist, voyeur, that is sometimes buried deep inside of us. Her mind had to twist or bend during that moment when she tasted the hot rancid piss in order not to break. Although cashing her check and realizing that her debasement is now a video had to break her at least on some level of psychiatry. I wouldn’t want there to be a video available of myself slipping on the sidewalk or my Mother singing off key. The level of her shame has to be infinitesimal: cashing the check, actually showing up for the scene, the ATM, being gagged and made to puke on herself, the gaping till her anus wouldn't close, the crying and blowing snot bubbles as Max clearly enjoyed tapping that ass every which way but up, etc... What truly makes Max the Master and her ruination complete is that it’s all done so strategically that it’s somehow legal. An airtight contract, everything videotaped beginning with her arrival and her initial reading of the said contract and that continues for as long as she is in his presence ending in her deposition afterwards into the camera (as he writes out her check, lol) that she was not forced or coerced into doing anything she wasn’t ok with… The scene in question is still available for viewing almost everywhere and the EU (European) version includes bonus footage banned from the retail version in the US. Now when some new porn starlet is introduced feet first into "Hardcore" or "extreme" porn in some extreme scene it's known or referred to as a “Mya Mason“. That's the legend of the Porn "Rasputin" we all know and refer to as Max Hardcore. A scene with Max Hardcore can truly "make you famous" or infamous.
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