Matthew Gierut
One of the most beautiful humans to ever grace this planet with their presence. If you ever find a man with this exact name, hold onto him for dear life, because he will treat you like the queen that you are. He has this set of large, gorgeous brown eyes that will immediately make you melt, and this heart of gold that never rusts. On top of that, his looks are everything you could ever ask for in a man and he's just the sweetest human. He has an amazing personality, and can be seen as weird to the average joe, but is very special to one woman. Never give up on a Matthew Gierut, because he'll never give up on you. He'll stay by your side for as long as you exist because when he falls in love, he doesn't quit. A truly remarkable fella'.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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