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lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
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