Mateo
Just a guy that gets all the girls never gets rejected good at all sports will be rich and famous considered as a God and just good at all video games good at school and has a different girl every night. A Mateo is loyal if he wants to be and gets the Latina putas and the Znouds and Necs and Babatundes and the Chinese girls like Tsuki and the Arabic girls and white girls and black girls Mateo also has the biggest dick out of all the other people it’s a scientific fact which is proven if your name is not Mateo it’s just sad but if you are a friend of his you are also on his level, if you are an enemy go kill yourself you don’t have a purpose to live you fat motherfucker shit trash garbage
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.

My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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