Master Noob
The Master Noob is an almost otherworldly creature who creepishly influences all noobs. He is the only noob who can actually bring order to any noob pr noob infestation. If, say, a large amount of noobs overran a forum, the Master Noob could, with a small order, make all noobs leave forever! Although, there is a few catches. The Master Noob is the only one of its kind, meaning there can be no other. He does get lonely because he will only ever be able to a noob, not even able to advance to a newb. Though, most of the time he can handle this. Noobs have no inherent knowledge of the Master Noob as he communicates subconsciously, never abling the noobs to know his whereabouts. His anatomy is that of a human, slightly large around the edges, and tall. He comes once a generation, and this time he has taken form as me, an Australian. This proves I am correct in what I say, and you know have read the word of the Master Noob. The Master Noob also carries the heavy burden of being responsible for the stupidity of his kind. He takes their knowledge as he goes sifting through stupid thoughts from smart, and taking the latter for himself. Though without this their would never be a sense of authority between noobs, and although rarely seen, noobs have been seen forming an extremely effective strike force against any foe, and this is result purely of the Master Noob's coordination skills. He is present in the minds of all noobs, and strives to give noobs a straight path towards to becoming newbs and eventually pros. This is an extremely demanding task and he can not undertake this alone. He does appoint senior noobs in large colonies to help him out. He does stay in contact with many of his well trained newbs. They give him tips on the outside world to make his job easier. To conclude, I will list 10 points that give a good idea of the Master Noob: 1. He is the controller of all noobs 2. He is the trainer of all future newbs 3. He is a slightly wide and tall creature 4. He copes very well with being surrounded by complete ___imbosiles 5. He is effective in controlling the noobs 6. There can be only 1 Master Noob per generation, although __ many claim to be the Master Noob 7. The Master Noob has very high intelligence 8. In truth the Master Noob is really a pro, but the laws ___ of nature forbid him to ever becom higher than noob 9. He is of human appearance but many beleive he is from ___Mars 10. He will bring to salvation to all noobs, on the day of ___ Noobment (which is an unexplainable phenomena)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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