Masshole
The word Masshole is generally associated with people from Massachusetts, who tend to drive recklessley and aggressively, as well as be all around assclowns. This is fine when they remain withing the borders of their own shitty state, but becomes a problem when they decide to leave it ( i.e., to go to New Hampshire to avoid horrendous Massachusetts taxes ). Massholes themselves are often proud of this term. This stems from the fact that they are extremely proud of their state ( God knows why, amiright? ), and thus will defend any and all of their stupidity to the last man. Therefore, you should never attempt to engage a Masshole in conversation with the intent of explaining to them why their stupidity needs to stop ( or really, for any purpose ). Massholes can take almost any form, from conservative, suburban mothers, with a horde of brats in tow, ( generally being intensely rude to the perceived sub-humans of whatever state they projecting their shithole onto ) driving an expensive SUV ( sometimes even a Suburban, no pun intended ) at extremely reckless speeds, to broke ass fake-Irish Red Sox fanboys, who will doubtless be attempting to evade Massachusetts sales taxes by buying metric shit tons of cheap alcohol in New Hampshire. If you are forced to engage one in conversation, make sure to point out to them that if their state is so great, they should really go back to it, quickly.
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