Massachusetts

Welcome to Massachusetts, where literally a quarter of the population is Irish, (St. Patrick's day can get really hectic), the world's first liquid fueled rocket was first launched (Auburn, MA), gays can marry (first state to let them), Everyone has a wicked cool Boston accent, the stuff that started the revolution you read in your American history books happened(boston Tea Party, Paul revere, battles, etc. ), chocolate chip cookies were invented, highways are crawling with massholes, Harvard and MIT and UMass (university of Massachusetts) plus a ton of other colleges are located, we got lake Chaubunagungamaug, basketball was invented (springfield MA has the basketball hall of fame), patriots and red sox fans are everywhere, there's an interactive historical village in Plymouth with real people acting like old colonists and natives, the great city of Boston is located, and where sprinkles are actually called Jimmies, and water fountains are bubblers, and yeah. Massachusetts is cool and if you haven't been there yet you should consider visiting.