Marzipan
1) a pastry of sorts, made of almonds, sugar, flour, and sometimes topped with cocoa powder. Doubles up as a sponge, kinda chewy, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth. 2) A hippie girl, girlfriend of Homestarrunner, who plays a guitar but plays it wrong, eats tofu and nothing except, and looks like some sorta baseball bat smashed through the top end of a huge purple bell.
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