Maryland's Eastern Shore mug
Pretty much the definition of REDNECK! The most un-diverse place I have ever been. There is nothing to do and nothing ever happens. I think one there has been one shooting in the past year (not counting deer, of course). The nearest mall is 45 minutes (plus) away, and that is in Annapolis. The guys are ugly and the girls are pretty...pretty bitchy! Most people are hyperactive and don't know how to chill. It's the exact opposite of Annapolis. The Shore is mostly white. Occasionally, you will meet a cool black person, but the few black people that reside there act white in majority; or an occasional white person who thinks they are a gangster but just end up making themselves look like a square and get shot when they visit any major city. There is no ghetto, no projects. You know you're on the Shore when... -Your phone book for three counties (yellow and white pages) is no more than one and a half inches. No lie. -Gigantic tractor things chase you on the road. -You see trucks with twelve-inch lifts randomly pulled over on the grass...yup, it's deer hunting season. -Your school colors are John Deere green and yellow. -Nobody knows what "Naptown" is, even though they're a half hour away from it! People are totally oblivious. -Carharts and Mossy Oak camo is everywhere (jackets, full suits, hats, pants...). -People bring "deer jerky" on the bus for breakfast. -As soon as school lets out, you hear duck and goose calls coming from all directions. -Boys clip fish hooks onto their hats. -In school, a letter was sent home to remind boys to empty the pockets of their hunting jackets. Because a bullet was found on the school floor. -Whenever you pass a deer, someone yells, "That there is a 12-point buck!" -You smell cow shit everywhere you go. -You have a cornfield in your backyard. -People have no sense of style and no one is creative and everyone just copies each other. Most "Shorers" think they know everything but really they're stupid! And everyone who is anyone just wants to get the fuck out but they are obligated to live there or too young to move. Everybody else is just totally oblivious and off in their own gay happy queer land and they think it's the coolest place ever, but they wouldn't survive a day in Anne Arundel County, let alone DC, B-More, or any other major city. I'm telling you, don't move there. And if you already live there, party hard and get the fuck out, ay-sap.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
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Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
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