Marta
she's a one in a million girl. the best girl you'll ever know. she's sweet like dulces, smart and caring like a lioness, and she makes your day like the sun shines. your day wont be complete if you talk to her and/or see her beauty. she possesses a beautiful smile, a chemical extract of perfection along with her amazing personality. and she's fun to be with. she's nice unlike other bitches you'll meet. whenever you see her, you'd stop and pause because you wouldnt know what to do or say to her for you are mesmerized. Her body is just a blessing from God down here to earth. she is bootylicious like when i saw her at the track. her soft lips and her soft skin. one kiss and you'll know that you want to be with her. all problems would go away and you'd feel like in heaven. just you and her. So as i lay I reminisce on the day that we met and how we have been since. Please God never let me forget.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
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