Marta
she's a one in a million girl. the best girl you'll ever know. she's sweet like dulces, smart and caring like a lioness, and she makes your day like the sun shines. your day wont be complete if you talk to her and/or see her beauty. she possesses a beautiful smile, a chemical extract of perfection along with her amazing personality. and she's fun to be with. she's nice unlike other bitches you'll meet. whenever you see her, you'd stop and pause because you wouldnt know what to do or say to her for you are mesmerized. Her body is just a blessing from God down here to earth. she is bootylicious like when i saw her at the track. her soft lips and her soft skin. one kiss and you'll know that you want to be with her. all problems would go away and you'd feel like in heaven. just you and her. So as i lay I reminisce on the day that we met and how we have been since. Please God never let me forget.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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