Maro Mug
Maro is a nickname I gave my cute pretty little adorable girlfriend. She is my light my happiness. She is my every other heart beat. She is my smile on a bad day. She is my paradise my heaven. She is the only place I care to be. The only person I care to be w every second of my life and in the afterlife as well. I don't wanna a spent a millisecond wo her. She is beauty she is happiness she is my life my breath my blood. She is so cute and sexxy. She is strong she is weak she is sensitive. She always smiles she loves me. We fight we make up we always love each other. I will take care of her no matter what. I will always love her. I will always want her. I will always need her. She is magnificent. She is majestic. She is my Maro. My little baby. I was so wrong. So mean. I suffer wo her. She deserves the universe and more. She is loving. She is a mother a big sister a teacher a caretaker. She cares for ppl who do not deserve even the sight of her. She is heavy spiritually. Her presence is strong her giggles her smile her eyes. Her little hands. I love you Maro. I always have. I will never stop. I owe you my life
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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