Maro
She was my best friend. She did everything for me. Especially make me laugh. was so stupid and made so many dumb mistakes. was lost and high all the time. And she started changing her mind but I was too high to even notice. Till it was to late. started going crazy because I knew. she let me suffer to keep me around as a fall back guy. mean I was really hurting all I wanted was to know the truth. But she liked to do things right behind my back cause it turned her on like the bbq in Oakland. feel like such a fool. gave myself to her but that was my mistake and I wish I could take it back. She was so soft and squishy I loved holding her it was my favorite thing in the world. I came home after years and we got a room we slept together and then was on separate sides o the bed and I was falling asleep not trying to hold her cause I was so mad. think I heard her crying but I was really mad at her. Now she wants me back cause she's done having fun with other men. She thinks he can just fuck everyone and when shes done just come back. I also suffered for years and went crazy and you let me kill myself. You did talk about counseling and shit but never thought this is what woulda happened. asked God for you to be married and happy and for him to show me if you were with someone and it came out your own mouth. Was so stupid and let me drown myself while you would make fun of me. But God sees everything. So much to say but only 1500 words are aloud if they even show this
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
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