Marlton
A horrible upper-middle class Philadelphian suburb in South Jersey filled with awful, fake, snobby deceptive people, and the tools who are used by them. One would think that because Marlton is a relatively wealthy town that there wouldn't be so many white trash lowlifes (the product of a bratty childhood and careless parenting) as well as skanky rubbish high school sluts, but lo and behold, there are! Every time someone from West Deptford or Washington Twp comes here, something bad happens because they taint the population with their trailerpark way of life. Marlton is also home of Cherokee High School, where the jock mentality is INDEED in full swing and the collar-popping douchebags on the football team who think they're badass because they drank 5 Natty Lites Friday night, and actually do NOT have any potential future in athletics, are treated like gold. Anyone who is not a jock is even worse... an emo kid... someone who thinks they can play guitar but can't. There is also a high population of fake Italians or "guidos", with annoying fake accents and ugly blowout haircuts trying to copy Carmine Gotti, while thinking Spanish words are Italian and that spaghetti and meatballs with Domino's Pizza is a "classic Italian dish". Very few cool down to earth people live here (some aren't "rich" enough to simply pack up and leave), as most have taken the opportunity to get the fuck out. If you're smart or at very least a decent person, LEAVE as soon as you graduate from CHS. Otherwise, if you're just another rude piece of snobby Jersey trash or TPT who likes ICP, stay and rot.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
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why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
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Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
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Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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