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Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land. The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired. In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference. Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics. In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!

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mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help

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I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!

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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!

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Easy to order quality mug.

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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected

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I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf

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I thought this mug was a bear.

MeNov 20

it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's

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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!

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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️

Jesus C.Nov 18

I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)

Lani ConradNov 17

really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.

dominiqueNov 17

i shit in it

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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug

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i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.

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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site

Suchart S.Nov 15

Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!

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