Marko
Marko has a split personality. You can see him as a very good and caring person, he will always help you and you can count on him. He is charming and unique and he know what you want. He will tell you what you want tu hear but also he is very direct and if he don’t likes you you will notice that for sure.. haha..But otherwise you can see him ,if you know him very well, as a vampire who likes to sucking other peoples energies. He is very egotistical and has high opinion about himself. If he don’t like you, Marko enyoys to see you suffer, it’s like a food for him. Also it’s caunt backwords..Marko thinks he can do anything and the point is he really can… You’re lucky if you ever meet a guy like him. ‘Cuz if he really care about you he will do littearlly anything for you and will allways have your back.. but it’s hard for him to really care about people so if you are the one he loves in any way you are really lucky girl, but if he don’t just leave it or he will fuck your life up.. I love him but I see his bad and good sides and if you can think you can handle him.. really good luck… also he has a big dick or big dick energy and he is good at sex and can please you in evry way soo… I’m just sayin’ what needs to be said.!! Love youu, your L.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
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