Mark
The most loyal, deep loving, and greatest man alive. He is brownskin borderline darkskin I dare say. He is so sexy that I just want to stare at him for as long as possible. Don't let him catch you admiring him or he will look back with his eyes that are just so sexy. If you look hard in his eyes for 10 seconds you will see a brown cognac hue well hidden deep under his solid black pupils. In public he treats me like his best friend and loves to kiss me and smacks my booty at random times. In private he makes me feel like a woman in every sense of the word. He is extremely confident that if you didn't know him you would think he is ignorant. When we cuddle I fall right asleep in his arms. He is a freak by nature, one time we were kissing and his cock got so long it bumped against my vagina and turned me on so much. When he said he wanted to marry me the next day and took me to Jared. And I just wanted to die because I was so fucking happy. I had to give him a blowjob that night for committing to me and being the love of my life. Get you a Mark.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
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