Mario Mug
Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that. I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!