Mariah
Mariah is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. You think there are many Mariahs, but there is only one. She is very rare, rarer than seeing a Sasquatch riding a unicorn, with a leprechaun in a babybjorn. She only has to lay her gaze upon you and you’ll be bewitched. She captivates you with her innocent and sweet way, but underneath is a lioness. She can tear off your clothes with her eyes and mend your body with her soles. She can melt a heart of stone with her laugh and unwrap a present with her tongue. Mariah is a one-man woman and will mark her territory wherever she goes. Many guys think she is flirting with them, but Mariah is just joy. You think you've met Mariah, but you'd be fooling yourself, because I met Mariah and she's the only one. She is passionate, self-sufficient and brave. She is smart and creative. She'll remind you of your first crush. She is super fun and you'll always have a good time. She is hot, beautiful and cute and looks really 'pretty' when she is high. Mariah is genuinely innocent and a bit naive, but if you take the time to pull back the covers, she'll become your wettest dream. She'll let you play out both of your wildest fantasies. She'll let you spank her when she's naughty. She'll ride you till your sore and sex is never a bore. She’ll be your best friend and she is just like one of the guy's. You'll swear you've always known her. She'll let you...actually, I'm sorry, she won’t do any of these things for you, because, Mariah is all mine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
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