Maria
Maria is a person who can always make u smile in any way. She is a funny sweet girl who always knows how to put you in a good mood. She’s beautiful and can make friends with anyone. However she is sensitive and sometimes needs space to gather her thoughts. But she is an amazing friend and you should hold on to them forever. Maria doesn't get offended, can become very sarcastic. A good listener and gives good advice, she might trust u easily, she might test u and trust very little as she is paranoid and not a fool. A Maria seems closed because she thinks u don't really care, but when you prove u do she is a open book and very understanding, she is loyal. Always wants to try something new and gets bored easily. She has a big heart, likes to play games with people and she be merciless. She is a queen a powerful woman who hates being treated as a child and will do anything to prove people wrong. When she loves u, she gives all her heart for u to be happy but once u hurt her she will break isolating herself from people but will move on, in that moment when she moves on she will never forgive u. When she's mad at someone she gives them the silent treatment. Maria is a party animal, fearless and can become intimidating, she's most likely to do any type of dare. Maria is intelligent and beautiful she is elegant classy. But at the same time she can be a freak with passion. Very competitive. But nice and pretty at where main qualities. But typically hard to impress
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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