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The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
i was alone but when since i did buy dis brekind badd muggg my life change very much????
After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didn’t take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you don’t know what a reckwhore means. LG Benjamin 10/10
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.
The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!
Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!
Love it!! So true!!
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