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The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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It's perfect!! Thank you!
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Good quality, not cheesy.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Arrived carefully packaged
I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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