Man
The source of this planet’s greatest achievements and greatest destructions. A creature that lives and breathes for his family and self. Doesn’t mind working more than half of his life as long as he sees his beautiful wife and kids happy. Treats a woman as his equal complement. Respects his mom and dad, an asset to the society; well-mannered and polite to other people but won’t hesitate to kick your ass the moment you try to fuck him up. Always walks with confidence, not only because he has fortune, fame and power but also because he knows he has the respect of the people surrounding him. Acts as if he has the biggest dick in the room and no one argues about it. Woman’s greatest hero or greatest villain. Poses as a big challenge for females making them want to have sex with him even more. Will do anything for a woman that he loves and loves him back. Finds deep pleasure when his dick is getting suck by a woman and doesn’t mind licking that woman’s pussy after. A being born with two heads and always has a problem of which one to use. He is the planet’s most dangerous creature. A beast that only gets stronger when being wounded; Half angel half devil. A combination of macho man, bad boy and good boy. A being that won’t hesitate to destroy anyone that threatens his family. The main character on books read by parents for their children every night that saves everyone during distress and takes home the girl to live happily ever after — while fucking her at the same time.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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