Man
A bipedal mammal of the homo sapiens variety that is born for ONLY some specific purposes and nothing else. Those Purposes are listed below: 1. taking the garbage out 2. cleaning the car 3. taking a more evolved homo sapiens (read woman) shopping 4. opening doors 5. fixing a leak, in short all the dirty jobs this mammal can be trained into domestication with false assurances of superiority, food and BEER... doesn't often cry or shout, but sulks when angry and is rather notorious for the silent treatment. A social creature that prefers to stay away from family gatherings but cannot resist going to the pub with others of his kind for BEER!!! Much like the Sus scrofa domesticus (pig in scientific terms), this creature likes to wallow in filth, consoling itself with false notions of being "itself". Often, this creature confuses its private parts to be the seat of knowledge and begins to think with it. In all such cases, the more evolved specimen (woman) admits her mistake and charms it with sex and food (irresistible combination). However, this very act of the woman leads the man into thinking that every woman is born to please it, which is when a woman must take off the outer covering of protection for her hind limbs (sandals) and whack the man on its private parts, which is, by far the weakest area in its body inspite of all notions of its strength!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.
I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.
looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!
Caring about humanity Those are some pretty bold claims about a mug God. Given your conviction though and the importance second chances (my understanding is that blaspheme can only be committed against God and not a man...don't conflate the two), I'm thinking I'd like to buy one. It's nice to think a pretty simple mug can save a little humanity. I'm just wondering though...if you've ordered lots of mugs (and I reckon you might of) and you've only just seen this one mug...how do you know its going to be a mug that can replace the holy grail? Maybe the mug is really just a simple mug looking for somebody to use it.
Absolutely loved the mug, but it has scratches on it. Regardless, I would order it again!
once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.
Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive
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