Maliqa
When Maliqa fancies you she will let you know. It will run through her blood, it will salt her tears and sweeten her smile. She tends to sugarcoat her words because to her love and desire are forms of art. She indulges in diving in naked and doing strange moves. Like booking a flight to your mums house to hear her talk about you or trying to make your eyes kiss. Yuck. Maliqa will be that girl to kiss you near a waste incinerator because she finds it "ironic" but she will always be sincere about her feelings. She loves to touch and be touched. Maliqa lets you know. Maliqa is patient. Maliqa does not like to waste beautiful love. She keeps producing and it just goes up like that you know. Maliqa finds that kind of sad.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
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