Malia
when you sit down and think of a woman who's petite with curves she's what comes to mind and even on her worst days she looks better than most on their best days to run your hands across her body is to run your hands across the finest silk her sex appeal is unmatched it'll draw you in and keep you captivated for hours and if you get the chance to wrap your arms around her you just might think you found heaven and that the hardest thing in life is letting go she is at times extremely difficult to get a hold of a true challenge is just getting with her but once you do and you have her you can see why but be warned a spitfire she is she's particular in her ways she knows what she wants and she knows how she wants it done follow her directions though because although it may seem she's quick to angry it's a side that she doesn't really want to show but when all is come the tone in her voice will let you know how sorry she really is she's a complicated woman not fit for any man especially not the weak hearted or weak minded she does not have time for them so try and try to reach out to grab her attention and when you have it make sure you utilize it
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