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A female singer doesn't need the attention of any one male in particular, but without the attention of any males, wouldn't her sex cease to be superior to males? She would really become one of the guys, one of the rest of the guys, an equal, a nobody, a loser, and any other insult you can think of for a guy that doesn't spend his entire life trying to prove he is something other than that to a female. The queen would no longer be the most powerful piece on the chess board, because their would be no more game, no more board. She could seek the attention of females, but she would no longer know having the support of mixed company, the police and court systems, and society at her disposal, and female suicide rates might even catch up to their male peers for the first time in history, since the two sexes would be equal. Living something closer to the reality males live, crimes committed by females might get more violent, and they might have to spend as much time in jail per crime as males for the first time in history if that hapoened, since the two sexes would be equal. All attention from any male would be unwanted, and there would be no guys left to play, so females would have to form their front line, and males would have to form theirs. There would be no guys left to play against each other as good people and bad people, they would all be the enemy based on their sex.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.

James B. 2024-01-10
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FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

d d. 2024-01-10

So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.

Lauren H. 2024-01-05
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The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️

Margaret D. 2024-01-04
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Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

yo m. 2024-01-01

Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.

Everyone 2023-12-30
Review by Nina G.

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.

Nina G. 2023-12-26
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I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.

Alex . 2023-12-26

This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.

Random P. 2023-12-04

This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)

Elsie A. 2023-11-29

dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir

Rick A. 2023-11-27

Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.

Jim B. 2023-11-26
Review by Mary P.

This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!

Mary P. 2023-11-19
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Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.

David T. 2023-11-12
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I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG

Aaron 2023-11-11

The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

Eva P. 2023-11-10
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Cute, good quality, *****!

Bonnie H. 2023-10-30
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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.

Dave M. 2023-10-29
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These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!

Jane F. 2023-10-16
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Awesome mugs!

Jane F. 2023-10-16
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