Male Astrology
A heteronormative belief system that categorizes men into a hierarchy that determines their societal status. The higher you are on the pyramid, the more masculine, confident, and "better with girls" you become. Men at the bottom of the pyramid are viewed as submissive to men at the top. Male Astrology came about due to a faulty study on the behavior of wolves made in 1947, later proven to be based on a misunderstanding. It became popularized over time, and nowadays is commonplace within red-pilled internet circles and said to be "backed by science." If you hear any person using the terms "alpha" "beta" "sigma" or "omega" to describe themselves or another person in a non-satirical way, keep your distance because they believe in Male Astrology.
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This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
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