Malachitis
Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root āmalachiā can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has. āMarkitisā āHalitisā āalexitisā āMichaelitisā Are also examples of this condition
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